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India is not behind economically afterall..
Submitted by: Rishi Singh
There were 3 people in a room......

one was an american...

one was a japanese...

one was an indian...





american said in broken hindi....

" muze apne america sae pyaaar hae....hum log jab jameene khod rahe the...to humae pipe mila jise hum ne telephone wires banaya....isliye sari duniya mae log ek dusrae se baat kar sakte hae.......america is great......."





the japanese said......

" hum logon ne jammine me aur neeche khoda....aur hume aisa cheeze mila jisse hum logon nae electric wires banaya...isliye puri dunya me roshni hae......"





now it was the indians turn to say something in his defence......



luckly the indian was a sardar....



the sardar said....

" areee...hum indians ne to aur bhi jaada andar khoda..........par hume kuch nahi mila......"





everyone started laughing.......

they said......

" ha-ha-ha...... hardwork waste ho gaya......kuch nahi mila indians ko...ha-ha-ha....."



tabhi sardar got angry and said....

" areee........wireless to phir tumhare sassur ne banaya kya.....""

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